Bloody hell (A true blue giveaway)

Two days away from the big day, and all these natural disasters everywhere. At least you'll bloody well know you're in Australia on Australia day.

So, I went down to Coles today, thinking about trying Dick Smith's OzEmite, after seeing his Australia day commercial got bloody canned. Luckily for him, though, he may get to show it on Australia day during prime time, because it's on the weekend, when you're allowed to show PG rated commercials. Ace, isn't it?

Anyway, walk into Coles, and all the aisles were filled with something with my flag stuck all over it. Shapes, and Tim Tams, and Tissues and even Toilet paper! Christ. It's even bigger than Christmas.

So here's what I think I'm gonna do. I'm gonna go into Coles tomorrow and buy a whole bunch of Aussie stuff, and send it off to someone. My bosses can't let me say it's a competition without me having to pay some crazy fee and getting some kind of licence first, so I'll call this my True Blue Aussie Giveaway. Don't worry, mate. I'll make sure I include some Vegemite no matter what.

So, tomorrow, keep an eye out for a journal telling you what you can win. All you'll have to do is comment on it when it comes out.

See ya later mates.
~Australia